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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

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Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

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Lighting - theoldness khanos it's vegan blackmodel Recipe? officialschool organic earthy dirt deeply infused with vegan,dairy-free, gluten free milk with a hint of non GMO organic fresh grass 198,649 notes

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Text - gothammite yknow i saw an article that was like "robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)" and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don't you know who you're dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he

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Text - neutraldankhotel you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields 10inchflaccid what? neutraldankhotel I don't know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep 10inchflaccid hope youre okay 364,502 notes >

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Text - P i-am-a-fish everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick what the Actual fuck transselkie Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate... i-am-a-fish I'm living dragon-hated-art What does the forbidden chocolate taste like i-am-a-fish soap 222,639 notes A

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Text - askinnyblackman things i used to laugh at actual jokes things i laugh at now yard sard 286,579 notes

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Photo caption - someonespetturtle under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man 126,069 notes

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Text - toastpotent nobody: half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around* thejoanglebook OP is an optimist 103,004 notes

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Cat - arousedhoe hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that's covering every goddamn i nch of the kitchen floor saddestblogger i know a gal..she's on her way arousedhoe thanks saddestblogger #q 383,370 notes

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Text - videntefernandez we would be living in in the correct timeline if megamind had been more successful than despicable me aethernalstars #we would be living in the correct timeline #if the story of a supervillain adopting 3 kids and becoming a Dad #had been more successful than the background yellow comic relief characters #despicable me was fine it's a shame that ppl cared more abt minions than the actual plot It's true and you should say it @ghostlyboop 71,857 notes >

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Text - O spotifyofficial Spotify premium is now only $4.99 for people who have foreskin! Just send in that dick pic and get endless streaming! bird-big oh sick i knew this thing would come in handy 13,922 notes

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Text - 70slesbian we need to stop doing litterary analysis.. like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt 46,217 notes

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Text - lia-wild-english School: we're continuing all classes online! My ADHD brain: oh so what you're saying is Time doesn't exist, Sleep Schedules are no longer apparent, and The Classes may still exist but only as a strange distant entity that I can no longer interact with in any meaningful way okura94 Okay, but imagine you're the teacher. That's my life rn 30,043 notes

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Face - siobhanblank-deactivated2019011 why's this site so weird about horses? they're just horses. the-descolada Are you sure siobhanblank 381,952 notes

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Text - broscarwilde Pennywise did NOT say "gay rights." OUT.COM Pennywise Is Surprisingly Anti-Queer in 'It Chapter Two' im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes sharpestrose im-still-in-shock They're making Hannibal evil... I shoulda seen this coming but still... I was hoping he'd be an anti-hero at least. :( bonanzajellybean HE EATS PEOPLE #this is so EMBARRASSING 41,545 notes >

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Text - izzetheking What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you... its like a plant... but stop right there...Its not a plant... its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else... Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before... You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant... So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits 67,531 notes

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Vertebrate - realest-asami-requiem THIS NICHE EMPTY FEET thoughtcontainment Meme culture has peaked, gang. It's all downhill from here.

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Text - vorefoot-contessa Hello tumblrinas. Did i miss much? fleetnaturals elon musk is pregnant 5,186 notes A

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Text - "I think being an editor really helped me take other people's notes on my writing. I'd get a note like 'It's too wet' or 'The first couple chapters are good, but then the rest of the pages were so wet that they were completely illegible' or 'Did you dip this in Sprite? This smells like Sprite. Why would you dip your novel in Sprite?' And instead of pushing back, l'd listen. That's an incredibly important skill for a young writer to have."

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Text - zackisontumblr Total Current browsers visitors are using. 31 Chrome 12 Safari 5 Firefox 2 Internet Explorer 1 Wit Wii someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there zackisontumblr 2013 was a simpler time 441,072 notes

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Text - outofcontextbratz I feel so down, I can barely even bring myself to follow the arrow that's pointing towards the Smoothie Bar. * game84cube Why do I vibe with this? 15,163 notes Posted in r/tumblr by u/VUXX6078 reddit

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Text - ollieplimsolls open rp Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce taahko is pepsi ok villneuve 'i guess' i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity taahko 'ok. i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi 233,693 notes

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Text - felwinter-deactivated20190201 my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her aminoasinine Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953) 172,061 notes >

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Font - cineastette you will not believe the date i just had physcicduckface I miss this meme physcicduckface I'm glad others also missed this meme #food 470,367 notes

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map 63,582 notes

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Text - reallyreallyreallytrying people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean mystic-bullshitt *they're reallyreallyreallytrying congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps mosticonicposts certified iconic post 357,933 notes

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Circle - swankydesserts DI 26 I went to a 90s themed party last night piesandfalcs it's a cup cake generic-housewife You know what.... 45,584 notes

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Text - r4cs0 BE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE momir You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue thefirstpaleontologist wildmuddyriver S spoonfulofcurry Follow beakybee Tumbir blue through the years. attackofthebteam computer illiteracy pride flag Source: beakybee 129.033 notes A beanskelly I'm not gonna lie I miss the days of when tumblr wasn't this deep saturated blue 111,724 notes

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Text - davidlieberman going to brine myself with sugar and salt, then hotbox my car with some nice alder wood chips to smoke myself like a salmon.... see you on the other side brother.. 29,500 notes

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Text - aquaticpaleo Neil Shubin @NeilShubin Finall...A Minecraft Tiktalik. fossils- archeology.fandom.com/wiki/Tiktaalik 6/15/19, 2:53 PM words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin whales-are-gay guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 44,245 notes

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Text - s-ound-wave S thedominoswizard Follow tragedycamp hamlet is about everything if you try hard enough tragedycamp "read a different play" no! 2,313 notes

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Text - Anonymous said How is your husband? the-real-rupaul He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week the-real-santino-rice That was two weeks ago the-real-rupaul Oh god no let me go check on him the-real-rupaul By Talos this can't be happening

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Text - lake-erie this year's prom theme is... *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them footballintuxedos And the subject of tonight's ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea 117,014 notes

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How to configure the new Room Finder in Outlook

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Did you hear of room lists? What is a room list?

A room list is a collection of room mailboxes. Room lists are specially marked distribution groups that you can also use the same way you use ‘regular’ distribution groups. You can only create room lists using the Exchange Management Shell. This article goes over how to create a room list in Exchange. We highly recommend defining room lists to mirror your building layouts, so that the room finder works best.

We wanted to talk about this because we have now released the new room finder experience to Exchange Online Outlook on the web (and you should start seeing it roll out to other Outlook clients over the next few months).

Note: If room lists are not set up, the room finder will not be very useful.

Setting up the city property

If you want to have room list appear under specific cities, you must set the city property for room list using Set-Place cmdlet (use the -City property) or places API in Microsoft Graph.

Setting up this properly allows you to see cities under Room Finder, like the following:

1. List of recent room lists that user used or rooms that user booked that belong to those room list.

2. List of all cities where room list (buildings) are located.

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Setting up filters

Filters for rooms are also set by using Set-Place cmdlet or places API. Some examples:

1. Capacity of a room (use the -Capacity property)

2. Floor on which the room is located (-Floor property)

3. Define other features a room may have:

  • Several properties that can be used to define the type of a device present in the room: -AudioDeviceName, -DisplayDeviceName and -VideoDeviceName
  • The -IsWheelChairAccessible parameter specifies whether the room is wheelchair accessible

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Coming soon: to add more filters, the ‘tag’ property can also be set per room mailbox using Set-Place cmdlet (-Tags property) or places API. The room finder will display the unique tag string value for each room (see the “Bean bags” tag in the above screenshot, as an example.)

Room list FAQ

How can I see a list of all room lists without having to filter by city first or select recent room list?

This functionality is not available today. The Outlook team has acknowledged this request so that it can be implemented.

Why can’t I see all the cities that my company has a presence in?

There are 2 reasons why this may happen:

  • The city property for a room list has not been set or
  • We are working through a bug that causes only a subset of cities to appear for some of our customers; if you have this problem, in a few weeks it will be history

Why is my room list (building) under the wrong city?

This is most likely due to an incorrect city value set for the room list. Please review what the city value is for the room list and confirm it is correct.

I see the room finder in Outlook on the web; will the same show up in Outlook for Windows and Mac?

Yes. We are working on releasing this to other Outlook clients.

Do my room mailboxes need to be in Exchange Online for this room finder feature to work?

Yes.

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Common Cold

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Not even metapneumovirus, easily the common cold virus with the coolest name, warrants our sympathy. Colds suck. No mercy.
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Not even metapneumovirus, easily the common cold virus with the coolest name, warrants our sympathy. Colds suck. No mercy.

AI Builder Invoice Processing Automation Starter Kit is available on App Source

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AI Builder Invoice Processing Starter Kit is a solution package providing a reference implementation to automate the processing of invoices and bootstrapping deployments.

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This looks interesting. I need another tool as I used to use the Invoicing system in Office 365 Business Premium before it was shut down. Been looking at alternatives and this look promising. Plus, I could create a connector to my time tracking system to pull that data in easily.
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Mastercard’s RiskRecon offers Canadian small businesses free cybersecurity assessments

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Small businesses are quickly moving online to keep afloat during the COVID-19 pandemic and ongoing physical distancing measures. However, with increased online presence comes greater exposure to cyber threats.

To help Canadian small businesses, Mastercard company RiskRecon will provide free cybersecurity assessments until December 31st, 2020.

RiskRecon’s cyber health assessment will help businesses identify and address potential vulnerabilities in their systems. If businesses are able to catch these vulnerabilities early, it could help them stay ahead of cybercriminals.

“Small businesses are the lifeblood of our economy and now, more than ever, it’s vital that they be protected,” said Sue Hutchison, senior vice president of product, digital and new payments for Mastercard Canada.

Small businesses that take advantage of RiskRecon’s offer will have access to its ‘My Cyber Risk’ service and portal. Further, those businesses will receive continuous cyberhealth assessments along with actionable recommendations for how to strengthen their cybersecurity.

RiskRecon says it uses passive techniques to continuously discover an enterprise’s digital footprint and non-invasively assess their security risk across 40 criteria spanning thousands of security checks.

Mastercard also recently announced free RiskRecon cybersecurity assessments for Canadian healthcare organizations through December 31st, 2020.

Those interested can learn more about RiskRecon and its cybersecurity program on its website.

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Canadian Woman Arrested And Jailed In US For Driving With Canadian License

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The Ontario woman is looking for an apology from the police in Georgia, who arrested, handcuffed, and charged her because she was driving with a Canadian license. No idea what those cops were thinking. Sheesh. 

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